February 2012
This is not a personal post.
I’m not sure why I was laughing the moment I arrived at school today. It could have been because today is Valentines’ Day and there is a lot of little shops trying to sell their products or because every other person I saw was wearing some article of clothing that was red. Now to me that wasn’t really the funny part, the couples walking around with huge balloons/flowers/bears was...
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Me: *turns on radio*
Taylor Swift: feels feels feels revenge slut-shaming more feels you broke my heart and now I'm making a catchy country tune about it yeah yeah yeah acoustic guitar
Bruno Mars: suicidal thoughts and plaid and war zones and gratuitous morphine use pain angst hurt for some reason all my songs involve me unnecessarily dying for you
Rihanna: no one cares what I'm singing about but you can assume it's a shitty metaphor for sex while I gyrate in little to no clothing on fake animals but at least it's stupidly catchy
Every single rap artist: bitches hoes in da club lots of money she wants the dick all these songs are about clubbing and sex and does anyone honestly live this lifestyle outside of music videos
Nicki Minaj: hkjhkjhcw fweljfhwjhddljhd hfojencojen nieukjdh lots of fast talking in a weird accent ha ha ha pop culture reference I'm a feminist with lots of wigs and in case you haven't noticed BIG BOOBS I don't even know what I'm rapping about lol
Me: *turns off radio*
Leave it to an RX7 to break when it's not even...
jonsies:
sally-sparr0w:
dumbledoreisabamf:
Only in America do they call the winning team “The World Champions” when only teams inside of America compete in that contest in that sport.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
we are the world
stay mad!
Smells like assranch yurropoooor being jelly of glorious Murikkka
January 2012
